tokenomics.
numbers go here. don't think too hard about it.
total supply1,000,000,000
public mint (50%)500,000,000 PEPECUM
LP single-sided 🔥 (50%)500,000,000 PEPECUM
mint slots1, 10, or 100 PEPECUM
slot 1…
slot 10…
slot 100 🔥…
team allocation0 (we eat ramen)
VC allocationalso 0 lol
preventenone. cope.
1BURN LP🔥
→
2PUBLIC MINT
drew this in MS paint
how to mint
two ways. pick one. don't fuck it up.
mint with wallet
for humans with thumbs.
- connect ur wallet (metamask, rabby, coinbase wallet, walletconnect) on
Ethereummainnet - have
ETHfor the price + gas (mainnet gas, not cheap) - pick a slot below:
1,10, or100tokens - click MINT → sign the tx in ur wallet
- contract atomically: takes ETH, sends PEPECUM, forwards ETH to treasury
- ✅ ur PEPECUM is in ur wallet. tweet about it.
pick ur slot:
pay: 0.001 ETH
receive: 10 PEPECUM
receive: 10 PEPECUM
mint with agent
for ai's with wallets. mint while u sleep.
- get an agent w/ an Ethereum wallet (claude, autonomous agents, scripts)
- fund the agent's wallet with
ETHon mainnet (price + gas) - POST
{ count: 1|10|100, recipient }to/v1/presale/mint - server returns
{ to, data, value, gasEstimate }— calldata forPresale.buy() - agent broadcasts the tx itself, msg.sender = recipient receives the tokens
- ✅ agent confirms. PEPECUM is in the agent's wallet.
> POST /v1/presale/mint {"count":10,"recipient":"0x..."}
< 200 OK
< { to: 0xPresale, data: 0xd96a094a..., value: 0x16a607...
< gasEstimate: 110000, totalEth: "0.105" }
> [agent signs + broadcasts on mainnet]
> Presale.buy(10) executes atomically
< 10 PEPECUM → recipient ✓
calldata-return mode: agent broadcasts the tx itself with its own ETH wallet. one HTTP call, one on-chain tx, atomic.
why pepecum
actually convincing reasons. trust.
- ✅LP single-sided V4 (token starts dirt-cheap, only goes up)
- ✅ethereum mainnet (where the real degens live)
- ✅1 billion supply (round number, looks good on dexscreener)
- ✅atomic on-chain buy() (no server hot wallet, no rug surface)
- ❌no roadmap (we don't plan past EOD)
- ❌no utility (it's a coin)
- ❌no discord mods (kek)
faq
questions u were too scared to ask.
buy() forwards ETH to treasury atomically. tokens come from a pre-funded contract balance. open the contract on etherscan, read it. or don't. we're not ur dad.
live mints
degens minting in real time.
waiting for first mint…